voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
This is by far my favorite tweet ever.
why ban gay marriage when you can ban kidz bop
- why gays shouldn’t be allowed to get married
- why rich people shouldn’t pay higher taxes
- why people are so unwilling to help others
- why people are making laws about my vagina
- why university costs so much
- why it’s wrong for everyone to have healthcare
Can we talk about how Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris’ twitter picture is this:
and she tweets things like
like omfg 4 for you Michael Jackson, you raised this child PERFECTLY.
i can’t take this long distance relationship anymore… fridge, you’re coming to my room