getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail
A moment of silence for those who have unfollowed me
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
Pythagorean theorem explained.
Am I a nerd for finding this so awesome?
this just broke my brain
My whole math life just made sense.
Awkward moment when a teacher tries to explain it to you for ages and you still don’t understand but a simple tumblr gif can explain it in, what? 20 seconds!
When you walk into school and your outfit is fire
oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
This gave me anxiety
“If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”
lol yes, so then i can shave.
Because I’m a morbid asshole this is what I began thinking of:
You look at it nearly every day. It’s still up there, years away in fact, and that’s fine. But sometimes you watch it. You watch the number tick away and you wonder and you dream and you try not to expect too much because you know no matter what it’ll be perfect. One a year when it becomes the exact future anniversary you watch it and count down to 0 and get giddy. Only ten more years. Only seven more years. Only four more years.
Then one day you wake up. You stretch. You smile. You check. Just because. And something is wrong. All the numbers say 0. Something horrible has happened.
Everything was fine until that ending. Now go to your room and think about what you have done.
Why do I still find this funny?
who’s up for some tetherball?