“If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”
lol yes, so then i can shave.
Because I’m a morbid asshole this is what I began thinking of:
You look at it nearly every day. It’s still up there, years away in fact, and that’s fine. But sometimes you watch it. You watch the number tick away and you wonder and you dream and you try not to expect too much because you know no matter what it’ll be perfect. One a year when it becomes the exact future anniversary you watch it and count down to 0 and get giddy. Only ten more years. Only seven more years. Only four more years.
Then one day you wake up. You stretch. You smile. You check. Just because. And something is wrong. All the numbers say 0. Something horrible has happened.
Everything was fine until that ending. Now go to your room and think about what you have done.
Why do I still find this funny?
who’s up for some tetherball?
“but the Bible says…”
Free birth control causes U.S. abortion rates to plummet
Free birth control could prevent 1,060,370 unplanned pregnancies and 873,250 abortions a year in the U.S., according to a study.
AND IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET
When one person compliments you then a bunch of other people start to compliment you
When one person insults you then a bunch of other people start to insult you
when you get kicked out of a bathhouse for trying to eat everybody