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Can I be your second derivative so I can investigate your concavities? ;)

Feb. 8, 2012 at 7:30pm
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A summary of my calculus class today:

1- Made stupid mistakes on my quiz. DERPPPPP. I forgot to resubstitute u and I forgot a - on the sin x. GAHHHHHHHH. Oh well, it’s just the first quiz.

2- The law of natural growth is defined as dy/dt = ky = LUBE. I am convinced I am five years and old and will never grow up.

3- There are many cute boys in my class. I would love to examine the functions of their natural logs. ;D