jackadiddlediddle:

synthy-hollow:

apathy-acres:

tyleroakley:

“What Old People Think About Gay Sex”

“How do you identify?”

“Old”  

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life. 

THE LADY IN THE GLASSES MADE ME PISS MYSELF

CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM

theawkwardmuggle:

omg

wut

spiffypop:

Photographs: Tom Hussey

This is remarkably well done, I really like it.

Very cool.

80 years from now;
Me://falls//
Granddaughter:GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me://laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter:Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me:WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter:GRANDMA!
Me:YOLO
pickup lines for old people
old man:hey baby you better call life alert cuz i've fallen for you and i can't get up