officialanonymoose:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I can’t think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

(Source: captianbluebear)

penispolice:

girl, are u a urinal? cuz urine all my thoughts

also i’d like to pee on you.

(Source: poopinginschool)

LOVE LOVE LOVE. My favourite math pick up line ever!!!

LOVE LOVE LOVE. My favourite math pick up line ever!!!

Best pick-up line:
Boy:I watch Legend of Korra.
Best pick up line to use on a guy:do you want something to eat?
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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Ahhhh math humor. If someone uses this on me, I feel like I would have to say yes no matter what.

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Ahhhh math humor. If someone uses this on me, I feel like I would have to say yes no matter what.

(Source: trica-is-vexation)

irrationalmathobsessions:

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OMGGG THIS IS AMAZING

irrationalmathobsessions:

;)

OMGGG THIS IS AMAZING

(Source: vadoom)

pickup lines for old people
old man:hey baby you better call life alert cuz i've fallen for you and i can't get up